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Oi!

1 min read
Olaboga zrobiłem sobie zupkę <3
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nuuudno

3 min read
Taaaaa, wiem, ze ktos powinien mnie tagiem z tym zurnalem walnac przez leb, ale mnie zwyczajnie sie nudzi i chcialbym wstawic sobie te fancy rzeczy do zurnala liek mood i takie tam *snif* no zreszta mniejsza o to.

1. wez lezaca najblizej ciebie ksiazke, otworz ja na 18 stronie i znajdz 4 linijke.(od razu napisze całe to zdanie)
Redaktor: (rzuca ukradkowe spojrzenie na pupe rozmowcy) Eeee... panie Frampton... a' propos panskiego rumsztyku.

2. wyciagnij swoje lewe ramie najdalej jak mozesz.
termostat grzejnika, skala od 0 do 5, ustawiony na jakies 7.

3. co ogladalas/ogladales ostatnio w telewizji?
olaboga... chyba Fakty.

4. bez patrzenia, zgadnij jaka jest teraz godzina.
1100

5. teraz popatrz na zegar. ktora jest godzina?
1100

6. oprocz dzwiekow komputera, co teraz slyszysz?
muzyke, nie mam bladego pojecia co to, ale zaraz zmienie pokoj i zapuszcze zurawinki.

7. kiedy ostatni raz bylas/byles na zewnatrz? co robilas/robiles?
eeemmm... umm... tricky question, przedwczoraj u ojca bylem. blam, wram, lipa.

8. zanim zaczelas/zaczales ta ankiete, na co patrzylas/patrzyles?
hmmm, na odlupany kawalek obudowy panelu lcd to be precise

9. w co jestes ubrana/ubrany?
bokserki i koszulka. czy gumka do wlosow sie liczy?

10. czy snilas/sniles ostatniej nocy?
bardzo byc moze, ale nic nie pamietam

11. kiedy ostatni raz smialas/smiales sie?
pewnie jak gralem w kalambury, wczoraj jakos. aale potem juz srednio mialem powody.

12. co jest na scianach w pomieszczeniu, w ktorym sie znajdujesz?
klej do tapet, tapety.

13. widzialas/widziales ostatnio cos dziwnego?
erm... juz mnie nic nie zdziwi

14. co myslisz o tym quizie?
nic szczegolnego, ale przynajmniej nadaje sie do chwilowego zabicie nudu. no i przynajmniej ludzie beda wiedziec, ze jeszcze zyje <;

15. jaki był ostatni film, ktory widzialas/widziales?
Lucky Number Slevin, wah, godny polecenia jak nic.

16. jesli zostalabys/zostalbys mulitmilionerką/multimilionerem, co byś kupila/kupil?
nowego laptopa ;p

17. powiedz mi cos o sobie, czego nie wiem.
well, a komu mam powiedziec?

18. jesli moglabys/moglbys zmienic jedna rzecz na swiecie, bez wzgledu na przewinienie czy przepisy, co bys zrobila/zrobil?
ograniczenie dostepu do internetu ludziom z dluzsza historia retardacji.

19. lubisz tanczyc?
tiaaa, jive'a najchetniej.

20. george bush...
wah, do gazu debila, razem z cheneyem, rumsfeldem i paroma lebkami.

21. wyobraz sobie, ze twoje pierwsze dziecko jest dziewczynka, jak ja nazwiesz?
chyba 'jezusmaria'.

22. wyobraz sobie, ze twoje pierwsze dziecko jest chlopcem, jak go nazwiesz?
'zomg'.

23. czy kiedykolwiek zastanawiales sie nad zyciem za granica?
tak, odpada.

24. co chcialabys/chcialbys zeby powiedzial do ciebie Bóg, kiedy dosiegniesz perlowych bram?
'o, przyszles' rotfl.

25. 4 osoby, ktore musza rowniez miec to swoich journalach
chyba moge to pominac <;
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stolen :P

2 min read
Stolen from tokiaru ;]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
I committed a suicide:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Family:

WOULD YOU:
Be my friend?:
Keep a secret if I told you one?:
Hold my hand?:
Take a bullet for me?:
Keep in touch?:
Try and solve my problems?:
Love me?:
Date me?:

HAVE YOU EVER:
Lied to make me feel better?:
Wanted to kiss me?:
Wanted to kill me?:
Broke my heart?:
Kept something important from me?:
Thought I was unbearably annoying?:

AND MORE...
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you gonna paste this to your journal see what I say about you?
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something :P

3 min read
:star: :star: :star:

1. how many hours do you normally sleep a day?
- about 8-10

2. how many hours do you need to sleep?
- 6?

3. can you sleep
a) in a bus or plane?
- dooh i hate falling asleep in a bus, but i just cant help it usualy. i never flew a airplane, but i suppose sleeping there is not a problem.
b) with the tv on?
- usualy the tv makes me sleepy ;) (especialy the politicians *blebleble, lower taxes, blebleble, no unemployment, blebleble*)

4. do you like sleeping in complete darkness?
- it's quite hard to tell. there's always some sort of light somewhere. or i can see in complete darkness :> *children of the night! xD*

5. how many pillows do you use?
- one big, and one small.

6. do you snore?
- dunnow. never heard :D

7. are you a 'heavy' or a 'light' sleeper?
- well, light i suppose.

8. what sort of things stop you from sleeping?
- cellphone usualy.

9. if you find it difficult to go to sleep, what do you do?
- i wait for a goodnight sms. or go to the fridge :>

10. do you often feel sleepy after lunch?
- depends on how much i ate.

11. do you often have nightmares?
- can't recall. i'm ice cold bastard, the nightmares can't wake me up *chuck norris style xD*

12. do you remember your dreams?
- i wish i remember, but no.

13. do you always use an alarm clock to wake up?
- no.

14. when you wake up, do you get up straight away?
- i try, but usualy i'm to lazy to move :P

15. Have you ever
a) taken sleeping pills?
- nope.
b) overslept and missed something really important?
- yup.
c) spent the night in the open air?
- no.
d) walked in your sleep?
- dunnow :>
e) fallen asleep at work/school/university?
- almost!

16. is sleeping a pleasure for you or a waste of time?
- noo, it's pure waste of time :>


:star: :star: :star:

stolen from collien
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bleh

4 min read
10 things you like:
:bulletred: A.
:bulletred: celtic music, especially live
:bulletred: UT2004
:bulletred: being with the woman i love...
:bulletred: cats!
:bulletred: Beer!
:bulletred: Anathema!
:bulletred: candles, lots of!
:bulletred: winter (with lotsa snow) or summer (warm rain...)
:bulletred: my Monty Python t-shirt xP

3 things that make you happy:
:bulletred: A.
:bulletred: lotsa cash i suppose. i've got a eternal problem with it.
:bulletred: A...

3 things that anger you:
:bulletred: lies!
:bulletred: microsoft internet connection sharing -_-
:bulletred: /me?

10 things that you hate
:bulletred: PiSiory
:bulletred: cucumber soup, bleh
:bulletred: 'whatever'
:bulletred: dentists X_x'
:bulletred: spam (no, my penis is just fine!)
:bulletred: nazis, facists, skinheads, any extremists or fanatics
:bulletred: children! (f'cking gnomes... )
:bulletred: green tea with sugar! X_X
:bulletred: ATI
:bulletred: eerm, ran out of ideas - -


3 facts about your name:
:bulletred: it has a 'r' letter in it.
:bulletred: ... as well as 'b'
:bulletred: ... and 't'!

5 facts about yourself:
:bulletred: i'm dumb -_-
:bulletred: i'm a pesymist, realist and optymist...
:bulletred: they say i'm kinda handsome... but i still can't belive it... or something
:bulletred: i just realized... i'm depressed all the time - - (gee, i'm like goth or something)
:bulletred: /me is like a swamp monster (with tentacles!)

2 things you expect (at least for now):
:bulletred: peace of mind
:bulletred: A.?

3 wishes:
:bulletred: A.?
:bulletred: Canon Eos 5d with lotsa lenses :3
:bulletred: portable time machine.

4 random thoughts:
:bulletred: "shit!"
:bulletred: "damn"
:bulletred: "mm, tasty"
:bulletred: "shit! fuck! i ran out of Tymbark juice!"

Song you're listening to (give singer):
:bulletred: Lake Of Tears - [The Neonai #06] Sorcerers
:bulletred: The Cure - [Wish #03] Apart
:bulletred: The Future Sound of London - [ISDN #09] Dirty Shadows
:bulletred: Beltaine - [Rockhill #02] Burning Pipers Hut

Time?:
:bulletred: too late.

stolen from sareph, upgraded by /me.
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